The First Day
Wendler Deadlift, Cycle 2 – Week 1
(65%, 75%, 85%)
Jumping SlamballsI don’t want to be late. I don’t want to be late and not know what’s going to happen. What if I miss something? I think everyone else knows how it works. I heard about these late burpees. Please, don’t make me do them. I’m watching the previous class. Why am I here? This looks horrible. They’re in pain. Can I leave now and no one will notice? I wonder if they saw me. I think everyone else knows how to do everything. I’m afraid to ask. Who’s never done a what? What weight do I use? What if I finish last? Oh, I’m going to finish last. I must be the slowest person to ever do this. I thought I was strong. What happened? Who are these people? I think they’re looking at me. I need some coaching. I don’t want any coaching. What if I just run down the block and never come back? Someone is saying something to me. What am I doing wrong? I must be doing everything wrong.
Are they cheering for me? Did they say my name? Oh, is that how you do it? Maybe it wasn’t that bad. The people are nice. I think I had fun. My stomach feels funny. Maybe I’ll try it again tomorrow.